You have to admire Gillette for managing to make shaving for men sound like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR while making shaving for women sound like goddesses surrounded by silk and kittens.
Those ads that say “Prepare!! Shield!! Refuel!!” are well funny. My prediction is that as Progress marches onward, men who use moisturiser won’t have to hide behind the warspeak for too much longer.
That’s the end of this post. Oh, sorry: TERMINATE!!